I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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