Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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