no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
We need to rekindle our bromance
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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