I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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