I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
