The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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