i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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