theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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