I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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