You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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