so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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