Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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