I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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