He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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