i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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