Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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