Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I faked an abortion last night.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Randomize
