sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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