I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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