question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I intend to get homeless drunk
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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