I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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