i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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