Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize