"it" just moved
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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