There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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