I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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