dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
