What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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