Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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