Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Did I show you my penis last night?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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