using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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