she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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