Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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