do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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