If i could tip my vagina, i would.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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