Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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