what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
