rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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