Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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