I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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