Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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