well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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