True but thats because hes a fetus.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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