She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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