My brain says no but my pants say off.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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