she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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