So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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