he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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