what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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