Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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