I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to stop coming to work sober
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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