She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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