Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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