What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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