I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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